Monthly Archives: January 2015

Sarah Palin is proof that God exists (and makes mistakes)

The link to this video showcasing Sarah Palin blabbering (apparently in English) in what could be called a diatribe against the agenda of coherence was sent to me by my daughter. I think she was trying to give me a headache or kill a few of my brain cells.

This must be a really old video because I don’t think you could get more than 20 – 25 people to attend a speech by Sarah Palin these days.

Dion Money

Dion Money is folk art from the late 80’s and early 90’s. It was used in the Graftographic Press BBS and Graftographic Press Newsletter. It was also published in the Bloated Tick Zine and the The Brave New Tick Zine.

dion money

An example of Dion Money

The Gluon was always one of my favorites. See all the Dion Money here

Too stupid to be real: atheists…

This  is a good example of what I call “too bad to be true.” It’s kind of like “too good to be true” but the complete opposite. So I guess it’s not really the same at all.

But here it is. A newspaper clipping from a newspaper. Or is it? What newspaper would run such a piece? I doubt if even Fox News would run it. It’s just too stupid to be real.

stupid atheist letter

Atheists Should Leave the Country

 

Floppy Disk Drive

3.5 " floppy disk drive wow an actual blast from the past

floppy disk drive

I found what appeared to be a mini-CD in a case but when I opened it I realized it was a 3.5″ floppy disk! What a flip-out. I (unimaginably) had a USB floppy disk drive and I connected it to my computer. When I inserted the disk, it made a very familiar sound – a sound I hadn’t heard in many years. The disk contained hundreds of style files for my Yamaha Tyros3 keyboard. It was great!

from 26 years ago…

They’re 5 miles high as the crow flies
Leavin’ vapor trails against a blood red sky
Movin’ in from the east toward the west
With balaclava helmets over their heads, yes

But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey you’ve got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who’s hijacked his name
He’ll cut out his heart and turn in his grave
Islam is rising, the Christians mobilizing
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds

It’s war, she cried, it’s war, she cried, this is war
Drop your possessions, all you simple folk
You will fight them on the beaches in your underclothes
You will thank the good Lord for raising the union jack
You’ll watch the ships sail out of harbor
And the bodies come floating back
Watch the ships sail out of harbor
And the bodies come floating back

But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey you’ve got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who’s hijacked his name
He’ll cut out his heart and turn in his grave
Islam is rising, the Christians mobilizing
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds

If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He’d be gunned down cold by the C.I.A
Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass
Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart
But God didn’t build himself that throne
God doesn’t live in Israel or Rome
God doesn’t belong to the Yankee dollar
God doesn’t plant the bombs for Hezbollah
God doesn’t even go to church
And God won’t send us down to Allah to burn
No, God will remind us what we already know
That the human race is about to reap what it’s sown

Islam is rising, the Christians mobilizing
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds
The world is on its elbows and knees
It’s forgotten the message and worships the creeds

Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here

Magic Wishing Well Wishes

Tick Central's Magic Wishing Well - popular in India

Magic Wishing Well

Visit the Magic Wishing Well

I wish Id wake up tomorrow as a female Pikachu that is pregnant and that pregnancy is permanent

To remember whats going to happen

I wish to be a very successful College

I wish for my eyes to transform into cats

I wish that no one knew about the incident that happened on October 6, 2014

I wish that all of my inappropriate videos and photos Ive ever made will disappear forever like it was never made

I wish i had a flashlight, but with this flashlight I can switch it to give off blue or pink light. The flashlight changes peoples sex. Blue, of course, makes someone male and pink makes them female. Brighter light makes someone more feminine or more masculine than dim light, but whatever changes I make, anyone except the user will think theyre perfectly normal. I am also the only one who can use the flashlight, I will always know where it is when I want to know, and I can summon by thinking about, also, I know exactly what it looks like so I can easily find it too.

i wish that when i say human i will turn to a human

I wish to get a sixpack and some smokes

I wish for many of my pets to be RESURRECTED; healthy and whole, with their sweet souls intact

Bert dies in Feb at the full moon

Number of the Beast

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of 666
Number of the Beast χξϛ

Devil's Number 666 (meaningless rubbish dept.)

The Mark of the Devil – Anti Christ Mythology – Christian Idiocracy

666 (six hundred sixty-six) is the number following 665 and preceding 667.
It has about as much mystical significance as does a quarter pound of butter.

If you call (666) 666-6666 you will die.